This is not the exception in Canada, it is the rule. More and more new university graduates are finding themselves in the above position. How can a company actually believe a person can live on that kind of a salary? In many cases your student loan is larger than your salary. An option that is becoming far more appealing is to take your educated knowledge south of the boarder. I had the opportunity to meet with such an individual who wants to be known as “MAX POWER”. Here’s a quick synopsis of Max’s situation.

Upon graduating from the University of Guelph with a joint degree, computers and environmental sciences, Max, landed a job in Ontario earning the whooping sum of $23,000 a year. After having to live in garage for a year to support themselves (in the winter as well), NO WORD OF A LIE, he said “fuck it, I deserve better, I’m good enough, strong enough, and gosh darnit people like me”. Max began distributing his resume throughout the U.S. Within a week a phonecall, and within two, a new job, relocation package, full travel expenses and benefits. Now the best part, a 250% salary increase. That’s going from $23,000 to $83,000 in Canadian funds. Ladies and gentleman, I would like to introduce the Brain Drain.

I had the opportunity to sit with Max while casually choreographing my sister’s dominatrix routine. I asked him which country he enjoyed more, he said; “I very much like Canada better, Canada in terms of everything the whole crime rate, where I grew up, its what I know. I didn’t want to leave by far, the reason for moving was not to move to a better country, and the country itself did not appeal to me. It was the financial state of the US, economic state, is what motivated me to move and prompted my decision”.

He later when on to say, lives are so economically driven that he didn’t feel he had a choice, he felt he was forced to leave, offers were too tempting and Canada didn’t care, nor could he find anything appealing here.

The irony in all of this I find is how U.S. comedy pokes a lot of fun at Canada, making Canada look unintelligent when in actuality, by our university grads they are causing our country to fit their stereotype.

The fault does not lie with the U.S. for making more attractive offers, the fault lies in Canada for not taking more action and trying harder to retain its own graduates. Like the saying goes, “BLAME CANADA”, and I do.

~Kaye

Wow. That necrophilia update was certainly shocking and yet, still remained amusing. I can't imagine the lengths people go to just to get off. I don't believe that particular kind of necrophilia will ever become mainstream. People's bodies are sacred, and the last thing we want to have are psychos rummaging through cemeteries at night and running away with our hands, or any other limb for that matter, to jerk off with. Fuck that! I for one will never condone it.

I look forward to bringing you more controversial stories/issues on taboo and the likes in the not too distant future.

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What is democracy? Well, in order that society isn't overrun by aristocracy, a despot, a monarchy or a theocracy, people seized the power from the aristocrats to govern their own lives. Above all things, it means all power to the people.

"Today, democracy is considered chaotic mob-rule, and prefer it's little brother, the republic. Many fear the "tyranny of the majority", whilst they advocate what is obviously the tyranny of a minority - that minority being the rich, the powerful, the ones with property and connections." - unknown

The demand for democracy around the globe has become so powerful and pervasive that democracy's enemies (mainly aristocrats - the rich) have survived by compromise, thus creating governments with an impressionable standard of democracy that gives people as little power as possible without causing a revolt.

Many wars have been fought and millions of lives have been lost in the name of democracy. Are we any closer to being a democracy today? How successful have we been? Well, take another look around you and ask good old Lady Liberty in the picture above. To me, that picture represents what I see as democratic freedom and equality in America today.

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Some interesting sites to visit.

* The Apollo Moon Landings - The person at the site calls the conspiracy theorists moronic and disproves their theories. You're probably sick of it already.
* NoFont is about "technology. It's about getting away from the what and how. It's about the why. The why as in experiment. Experiment with language and communication...."
* Cool flash sites Oringe & Bad Boy Bill

Brief News

*Sex site squatter fined $65m. A US judge has awarded $65m to a man who registered the internet domain name sex.com after an online pornographer was found guilty of hijacking his site. (read more)
*The Lost Net Generation (read more)
*Bush troubled by Chinas reaction to spy plane incident (read more)
*Music giants form Napster rival (read more)
*Dog-Case Secrets Unveiled Nude photos, alleged sex abuse, other attacks documented (read more)
* Most Oregon Teens Abstain From Sex (read more)
* Sex and the Interactive TV (read more)

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Very few text files have been written regarding the sexual tendencies and practices of necrophiliacs. While most people would prefer to believe that we do not exist we most certainly do as is obvious to anyone who visits a cemetery during our nightly rampages. Necrophiliacs prefer to go about their business alone; sharing is not a part of this alternative lifestyle as the corpse usually wears out fairly quickly. This is not to say that the occasional orgy involving four or five necrophiliacs and about a dozen or so corpses does not occur, but it is very rare. In this file I will describe common (and some uncommon) techniques which necrophiliacs use to gain satisfaction from their stiff partners. Hopefully these vivid descriptions will encourage you to go out to your local cemetery and to join our ranks!

II: Finding a partner

Finding a partner for your necrophiliac activities is definitely the hardest part. You not only have to gain access to the corpse but you also have to find one which suits your tastes. Granted, some necrophiliacs would screw roadkill if given the chance but most of us are more discriminating. Your chances depend upon where you pick up your date. If you have access to a morgue it would definitely be your best bet as the corpses there are usually the freshest and have not yet been treated for burial. They may be a bit chilly because they've been lying in the meat locker for days but that really shouldn't make a big difference to the determined necrophiliac. Cemeteries are a bit harder to deal with as finding a screwable corpse is harder to do. However, if you know how to interpret signs this shouldn't be a problem. If a grave consists of a mound of fresh dirt and is covered with flowers, chances are that the stiff hasn't been laying here for too long. Rotting flowers on the mound usually hint to the state of the corpse as well. Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. sex with skeletons. In this case you can dig up almost any grave and hope that the inhabitant hasn't yet disintegrated into dust. Try to scope out a fairly secluded cemetery for your passions unless you like a sense of danger to go along with the sex. Having anyone catch you in the act is NOT fun, and if you're picked up by a cop chances are that you won't be able to screw anything but Bubba behind bars for the next few decades. People are generally not understanding of the necrophiliac lifestyle, so it will probably be a long time before we can come out of the closet.

III: Preparation

Depending upon where you are at this point you'll have either a little or a lot of work to do. The person in the morgue will obviously have to do little more than to open the locker, pull the corpse out and bang away. If you're one of the cemetery people you'll have more work to do. An experienced necrophiliac is always equipped with the bare essentials: a shovel, Vaseline and a box of rubbers. Why the shovel is needed should be obvious, but if the ground is hard then you might need more equipment to dig up your date. Vaseline is used to loosen the corpse up a bit. This makes it less likely for a body part to break off while you're having fun and it also prevents your mantool from becoming too irritated while screwing the dried out pussy. The BOX of condoms is used to play it safe; no necrophiliac should be without it. You never know which STDs your partner had during his/her lifetime, and believe me, it doesn't get any better after the person dies. You can put on more than one rubber for extra protection if it is warranted, but screwing a corpse without protection is just plain stupid unless you want to be the next date for a necrophiliac. If you're in a cemetery try to drag the corpse out of the grave and behind a bush or to another secluded place. Pumping away in the grave may seem more convenient, but it's a severe disadvantage to you if you need to take off in a hurry. Sometimes the corpse is too fragile to be moved; in that case make it fast. Or just break off the head, hand or lower torso and take it with you for added convenience.

Note from the pixel fairy: This is where i must warn you! Vaseline dissolves latex, meaning it will eat through your or dead-boy's condom. Use KY Jelly or anything else that's not oil-based.

Part IV: Techniques

So now you've got a stiff lying seductively in front of you, but you have no idea how to start. How you proceed from this point onward really depends upon what kind of person you are. The corpse will last longer if you treat it gently and with care, but if you prefer to go all out you'll probably receive greater satisfaction. There are many differences between screwing a live and a dead person which one needs to be aware of. Firstly, a corpse will never tell you to get off of it if you're being a bit rough and it will never complain no matter what kinky sexual practices you use it for. Screwing a corpse is also much more predictable because you can raise an arm, leg or whatever and it will still be in that position when you reach for it again. Take the arms and gently lock them in an embrace behind your back, or spread the legs to make sex a bit easier. If you want a great blowjob then lubricate your partner's mouth, lock it to your preferred width, insert and go for it. Although there's no tongue stimulation it's still worthwhile, and it's also safer than conventional sex. Corpses can also be recycled if treated properly. If you're a proficient embalmer you can keep a corpse for over five years if it has been properly embalmed. That's free sex whenever you want it! You naturally don't want to be too rough with an embalmed corpse though as they are more fragile. One final advantage of screwing corpses is that they are always in abundance. Based upon your sexual preferences you can designate a cemetery or a morgue as your territory and always find fresh partners to screw. Plus you don't have to resort to cheesy pickup lines or spend all your money in order to get a date. necrophiliac is a passion which is cheaply satisfied.

Note from the pixel fairy: Necrophilia is not so cheaply enjoyed unless you already have such direct access.

V. Conclusion

I hope that this text file will encourage you to go out and try necrophilia. Not many people do it, but that's precisely what makes it so much fun; it makes you feel special! If no living person would touch you with a 10 foot pole then try having sex with a corpse! Some of them are real beauties and it's an experience you'll never forget. There is no greater experience for a virgin than having his/her virginity taken by a corpse. Anyways, have fun and if you have any experiences you'd like to share then by all means do! Maybe necrophilia will enter the mainstream because of your efforts.

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In each update I try to bring to you an assortment of pictures that adhere to particular themes. Like all the previous - Strange, Tasty, interesting Black & Whites (that you may have appreciated in the past), Massive appendages, or even something absurd and out of the ordinary (like massive King Kong Kocks aren't, right?), I try to bring something different to you each day.

Today I bring you the Super-Human-Meta-Morph.

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With all the bestiality in the world today (probably more then ever - yes even more than the ancient Greeks) and the amount of genetic science fucking we do, it doesn't surprise me if one day we get people like that. Imagine how many women would be doubly satisfied if every man was naturally gifted with two male reproductive organs?

Take the mensa test (or quiz as they prefer to call it) and see if you are worthy of joining their clique. Did you pass? Har har har! How about some tasteful toon poetry?

Talk about time wasters. I know you lot will probably roll your eyes at the next link, but have a quick look at this. Someone has gone and documented the whole history behind AYB. What an obsession! *you won't waste more than 10 sec there*

If you're interested, send in your comments, personal stories and experiences.

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It's amazing how the hours turn to minutes when you're on the net. Sometimes I feel that if I stay on the computer for long periods, eventually my body will end up all disfigured and out of proportion. Although I know of some people who may very well turn out like that if they're not careful.
I figured my readers would associate better with me if they knew what I looked like. So yesterday, I finally got around to scanning a picture of myself for everyone to see. Yes I know. By putting my picture up, I'm revealing a little too much about myself. Oh well.

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Mmmm! Lucky Gullivar. C'mon, he must have thought about it at least once. What do you think?

I'm bored and there's hardly anything exciting happening in cyber land. As far as news goes, a few plane crashes, more news about the world being pissed at what a prick that George.W.Bush is etc etc. Oh and Milosevic was arrested. Here's an assortment of black and whites that I thought were worth sharing with you.

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I was thinking of turning this site into a public showcase of opinions where people can write in and express their personal disdain and dismay towards anything and everything they please. Maybe you've had a particular emotion stirring up inside you for a long time now (like killing your neighbor or your pet) and were too afraid to express it openly? Have you had enough of a certain thing? Then this is your opportunity. Send it in and I'll post it up for everyone to read. Think of it as a place to vent and bitch. Like antecedents in a confession box. (e-mail me)

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Well, they were juicy weren't they?

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Joke dictionary anyone? Yah what? That place is so fucking stupid.

Did you find the surprise?

The end.

Dog namn it! For some reason many of the pix and even the audio that I posted on Tuesday weren't working for some people. It's all fixed now and you can find them here and grab that audio if you didn't listen to it already.

Fuck George W Bush! I mean, what else did we expect from a putz? Seeing that he received just over half of America's votes in the election, all I can say is half of America are idiots and they'll get exactly what they voted for. G.W.Bush repudiated the Kyoto pact because he claims it impacts and affects the potential economic growth of America.
What type of economy will America have if we pollute the world out of existence? Fuck a leader who places his religious expectations before what the people want or what is appropriate. It makes me think of all the Muslim countries that are at war now, where they place all their religious dogma first before they even consider any other alternatives. Look at their state already. Primitives using modern technology. The two of them just don't mix.

Speaking about stupid countries and their pathetic advances in the world, did you hear about India and their failed satellite launch attempt? Haha! Apparently shortly after the Russian made engines (there's another country that has forgotten its priorities) were fired, spurts of flames could be seen leaping up the side of the rocket. Subsequently, the rocket launch had to be suspended indefinitely. Wow! Such huge ambitions for a nation living in almost abject poverty where it can barely feed and look after its people. A nation where most of its people are sleeping on the streets, unemployed, diseased ridden and their children are exploited etc etc. For the homeless in India, owning a cardboard box to sleep in is a luxury. With all these obvious problems to manage first, how does India expect to get anywhere let alone space? Get your curry in a hurry people.

I had to put this black & white image up. The photographer has captured something proud & sacred in this early archetypal image of a working class couple.

Shit there's some weird ass humans around. Check these picks out.

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Slam Media: A new form of guerilla media that undermines and counteracts the rapidly multiplying trash out there masquerading as art.

King Of Jordan: I'm sure everyone remembers King Hussein of Jordan. King Abdullah II assumed his constitutional powers as King of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan the day his father, the late King Hussein, passed away.

This site has some cool 3D imagery. The George Ortiz Collection. He is a fervent collector of ancient artifacts dating from the Neolithic to the Byzantine Empire.

I'm looking to hire a secretary. I think this flash outlines all the necessary qualities I'm searching for. If you meet them don't hesitate to e-mail me your resumé.

Scratcha all for now.