The most common over the counter vibrator is the white plastic penis with the grooved handgrip containing batteries. It is basically worthless and a waste of money. For this reason I decided to make my own with texture and real power.

From a pet store I bought a large dog chew toy shaped like the cartoon weightlifters barbells. It had two rubber balls about 3 inches across, these being joined by a rubber rod about 1 3/4 thick. One ball was solid rubber and the other hollow with a cavity at the outer end. Both balls originally had little bumps on them. With my kitchen cutting board and an OILED sharp jackknife I whittled the solid rubber ball down to just less than 2 inches across; the hollow ball was left as is. Then I smoothed down the rough whittled rubber with coarse sandpaper, then polished it with smooth sandpaper. This left me with a rubber dildo with a solid knob, and with bumpy hollow "testicles" at the bottom.

For the power assist, I got a plug-in hand held vibrator from a thrift store. (The clerk was smirking!) and took it to a friend. He wired the electric vibe "in series circuit" with a ceiling-fan speed control switch. (It seems the dimmer switches for electric lights do NOT work correctly). This fan speed control worked only on a small portion of the dial, but allowed me to fully adjust the strength of the vibration.

My usual combo is to lube the rubber dildo with hand cream and squat on it until fully inserted. Then I apply the knob of the electric vibe to my clit until I begin orgasm. At that point I hold the vibe knob against the "testicle" cavity of the inserted dildo to feel deep-inside vibrations at my moment of cumming.

That was the last of four "dildo/vibrator personal reports". I hope you enjoyed them. - K9Girl

Okay you sick fucks! Guess what I found the other day whilst traipsing about on the internet highway of love? This is pretty fucking sick and will probably get around faster than you can say "Fuck me dead!!" You want to see what I'm talking about? (click here). If you don't (click here) instead ya pussy.

People have been asking me why I tag my pix. The simple reason is, to avoid hotlinking. If somebody hotlinks a pic from this site, I'm going to make sure my bandwidth isn't wasted. I know I can insert a script to prevent all that, but would you go to all that bother? One simple tag and problem solved.

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I would like to express just a few words without turning this into some wearisome, verbose diatribe. If anybody has been following the show Big Brother, by now they would know Andy was evicted from the house by having the most public votes against her. Well, that sums up the majority of society for me. A bunch of nauseating, xenophobic, fearful little humans. I wouldn't hesitate for a second ending their pathetic existence - they're not living it anyway. Denial is a bitch and they are an obstacle. It makes the lives for those in touch with themselves and living their lives fully, unbearable. People should NOT impose their beliefs upon others. This problem stems much deeper than just a game show and judgment by peers, believe me. People have been persecuted throughout history for being different and individual because mindless followers of society's guarded gate suddenly become intimidated. It threatens their selfish, false ideals and hopes - and potentially pushes them steadfastly towards accepting the very innate pleasures/desires they have always denied themselves. In this case, the saying "Ignorance is bliss" is rightly suited. It's intentionally embedded into their subconscious. How, is beyond me. Kill all Christians and Catholics. Second thoughts, kill all religious weirdoes. Nuke the lot of them. Fucking oppressors are a dying race anyway. For instance; if a Christian was half the person Jesus was (because as a man he rocked!!), this world would be a better place already. I'm more Christian than they will ever be and I'm not even a follower. Jesus was vegetarian, what are they? Nothing. They consume the dead flesh of millions of animals like some sick, infested blood orgy. It's all about money nowadays you dildos, wake the fuck up! They know meat is bad for you, but they're making too much money from the industry to give a shit about you and I. Jesus was merciful and compassionate. During the european enlightenment period, Catholic countries would send women to the pyre because they believed the soul of a heretic or witch to be corrupted, filthy, and bedeviled by all manner of foulness. They were forced to confess something they weren't. Is this mercy and compassion, to burn people alive? Give me a break! How many pornos have you seen where the actors wear crucifixes? I've seen heaps! One word of advice: Get over it and get out of my face with your shit. The hypocrisy is too much to ignore. I'm not the one having hallucinations of angels and fairies. Fucking wake up and evolve already.

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Ah, she was probably Christian. Big fucking deal!

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Okay, this has been a pleasant experience of positive insight. Har har har.

Well, I must say I've been busy disseminating the Forbidden Compounds word amongst webmasters whose sites I frequent on my daily rounds of the net, and most have been more than willing to hook a brother up. Props to ya'll!

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I hope you enjoyed K9Girl's story in the previous update. I have the final "Dildo/Vibrator Road Test" report and I'll be posting it soon.

Hey this is one smoking pussy! (click here) This obviously took some practice *rolls eyes* and I'm sure she does that party trick all the time. But seriously folks, what would be the long term ramifications for such an ingenious act on her poor stinking pussy in years to come?

The other night, my chick asked me to shave my two week old facial growth and trim back my dishevelled hair. She says I'm starting to look like a Yeti. The problem is, I have no control over the beast I'm turning into (or have always been). Hehe. You're probably wondering what I really look like, so without sounding vain (cuz I just don't care and I know how some people have the propensity to jump down others throats merely for pleasure) I'll just say that I've been told time and time again by whoever I meet that I look like a Greek Jim Morrison. I get it all the time. Hey, I'm just giving you a mental image of me. Ah shut up! Here, have some pictures you monkeys.

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I've just added a Forbidden Compounds link button on the side bar for those of you that dig The Compounds and would like to have it linked on your sites or wherever. I've also found some neat little videos which I'll be posting in the sporadically in updates.

A male lover once introduced me to a little toy he called a "cockring"
This is a rubber ring with a 1 3/4 hole, and a bar off to the side. The bar is covered with little bumps that were supposed to rub on my clit as the ring was pushed against my cunt lips. First to get him really hard I knelt in front of him and put my lips around the end. Then I began to suck in time to the tapedeck and wriggled my tongue under the head. Slipping the rubber ring over him, I lay back on the mattress and lifted my spread thighs.
I was really wet in anticipation as he slowly slid into me. The rubbing bar on the toy needed adjustment to fit it within the hood of my clitoris. He kept pressed against me and I was supposed to wriggle my crotch against him so that the toy would stimulate my clit.
This device was not very satisfactory as the bar SHOULD have been molded to the bar at an angle. As a result it was not as interesting as including my fingers, my usual technique.

Now the double dildo a girlfriend and I tried once was MUCH better. This was red rubber with two 8-inch "cocks" on either side of a 3 inch rubber ball in the middle. To use this we both lay our backs on my rug, with our hips touching at the middle of our pile. (You guys may have noticed that our cunts are farther down on our bodies than your cock is.) She then lubed the double ender and slid it into herself. I wriggled closer so that my half entered me. Her hips were the slimmer so her legs were placed up between mine, knees bent, with her feet on the floor either side of my waist. My legs were straight out on the floor to either side of her body. In this position the rubber ball pressed both our cuntlips as we danced together for hours! Each of us could finger our own clit or the others' from this position. We must have had several orgasms, I don't quite remember with my head ringing like a bell with my heart beat. At last we stopped from pure exhaustion and slept on the rug under a blanket.

This next one's a shocker! Haha. I found this very entertaining publication delineating the necessary guidelines needed for men to achieve the self sucking. Don't go pulling a neck muscle or even breaking your back on me now. If you really want to get into this I suggest you get into a few Yoga classes first. Hehe.

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How to Suck Your Own Cock

A big dick and an limber body don't belong to everyone, but if you can already get pretty close there are a few tricks you can do to improve and hopefully, get that incredible rush that comes when you finally make contact between your tongue and your own dick.

I first sucked my 9 inch dick at age fourteen and I think an early start helps... but I laid off for a good ten years and when I started again, it took work to get back in contact. Been doing it again for about two years, but lately have come to the belief that practice *definitely* pays off. Before, I could only lick the tip with real strain, legs thrown over my head. Now I am getting the whole juicy head in my mouth plus some shaft, and I can lick halfway down my dick and taste my balls. I can also now suck it standing up and sitting down.

Some tips:

1) Don't even bother trying in the morning. Most people are too stiff when they wake up. At end of day, your body's a lot looser.

2) A full stomach holds you back.

3) Stretching is a huge help. Here's a few starters.

a) legs together in front of you, seated on the floor. Lean forward, stretching your upper torso lengthwise across legs. Reach hands past feet to lengthen your back. Go back and forth between this position and the same stretch with soles of feet together/knees pointed out, rounding your back more than with straight leg version (tuck your head under. Do it naked! Look at that dick!)

b) sit upright on floor with one heel at crotch and the other leg extended straight out as far to the side as you can bring it. Slowly bring your chest down over the extended leg. Take your time, this is a good one for loosening both your back and your hips.

c) lie on stomach, hands at shoulders. Push up so your back arches backward. Hold, crane your neck upward, lengthen your spine.

d) loosen your neck. It helps ease the stretch.

e) there are many more stretches, and taking a few yoga classes, you'll probably choose a few that really help.

4) Try different techniques. Head-over-heels is usually a good warm-up. Try standing up and grabbing your thighs from behind. Pull outward with your back so your spine loosens and gets used to being rounded. Always focus on your dick. Move this grip up and down your thighs to the position that feels closest to your dickhead and remember (always) to TILT YOUR HIPS toward your face so that dick head gets closer. Don't expect to reach it the first time... or the tenth. But try this, then go back to head over heels and see if you're closer.

5) Use a mirror! Visualizing is half the battle. And if you prop a mirror on the back of your thighs while you're head-over-heels, seeing how close your hard-on is to your mouth will help you get a lot closer -- the effect is wild. Don't get too crazy. Pop your load (it's hot seeing that, too) before you break your back.

6) Propping feet on the wall or something is good for head-over-heels, basically because it helps you to arch your back where it may not be used to arching. Push on the wall and you can bring your hips down closer to your face.

These are just a few tips. Don't rush things. Spend an hour stretching three nights a week for a week or two before you even give it a try. Obviously, a lot of exploring helps. Ya gotta remember to use that idle time to your advantage! (Trust me, it's fucking worth it).

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Heh. Again, I believe Yoga lessons would be wise before attempting to twist over backwards and squeeze your head up your arse for them maneuvers.

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I hope that scat update wasn't too overpowering for the senses. Heh. I did try and avoid the extreme scat pictures entirely whilst trying to make it a mildly pleasant experience for you all. See ya.

Today folks, the shit's all over the place! It's an ocean of diarrhea.

Scat is not just a prevalent fetish but one that's become rather rampant. Its scientific term is Coprophilia and means "being aroused by excrement".

Many people find the mere thought of meddling with shit completely nauseating and see it as taboo, but never really consider how close they actually come to the stuff when performing a rim job. Hehe.

Scatlovers can be described as people who indulge in the act of shit eating, shit fantasy, playing in shit, shitting on people or being shit upon. I guess the old saying "eat shit and die" wouldn't bother them, would it? Heh.

Don't be fooled though. There have probably been times when you've viewed a person gorging at shit like its going out of fashion in a scat picture or video where the scat isn't really scat. "What?" you may guffaw. Yes that's right. Some people are given an enema first and then have had cake mixture, resembling the color and consistency of real shit, inserted into their rectums. True!

In other cases, some scat aficionados go on a special fruit diet before performing in a scat sex act.

If you ever come across a personal ad and someone claims to be "accident prone" in their description, you can bet your nappies that it's a cryptic word meaning they have a tendency to "relieve" themselves while being clothed. Short and sweet - crapping their pants. And believe me, it's not accidental. Accident 1 Accident 2 Accident 3 Accident 4

I know of four main scat celebreties:

The most famous scat queen ever Veronica Moser - Scat Queen 1 Scat Queen 2 (I'm sure that's enough, you can tell she has no fear downing that)
The oldest mother (could be yours, I don't know) and daughter scat lesbian (no idea of her name sorry) - Oldest 1 Oldest 2 Oldest 3 Oldest 4
And lastly, the most famous scat couple ever - Couple 1 Couple 2 Couple 3 Couple 4 Couple 5 Couple 6

Okay this is the moment - Story time!

I have a great scat story that will either make you wet your nickers if you're a chick OR a give you a boner harder than steal if you're a guy. Har har har!! You've got to read the best scat story ever (CLICK HERE). I have integrated the appropriate picture links within the story line. I'm telling you, it's definitely worth the read. Enjoy the visuals.

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